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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
So they tried
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Everyone loved it.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
No way
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Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
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